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Clash of the Surf and Turf: IBAI vs Beast
Surf‐and‐Turf showdown between Ibai and Beast, gauge your inner art detective with a five‐minute challenge, luxury car culture at Blenheim, and bliss in Bilbao.

Hey Culture Clubbies!
In under 10 minutes, we’ll cover:
Clash of the Surf and Turf: IBAI vs Beast, Oxford Circus
Salon Privé at Blenheim Palace – August garden‑party Grand Prix
Five‑minute art challenge: Jan van Eyck’s Arnolfini Portrait
Spotlight on pintxo‑perfect Bilbao, Spain
Let’s dive in.
Clash of the Surf and Turf: IBAI vs. Beast
When Basque‑inspired beef meets king‑crab royalty in the heart of London, surf and turf gets a headline‑grabbing remix. IBAI, located near St Paul’s but not far from Oxford Circus via a quick cab, and Beast on Chapel Place, just off Oxford Street, both deliver land‑and‑sea theatre, but only one nails the iconic rib‑eye‑on‑the‑bone with finesse.
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IBAI: Basque Grill Meets Surf and Turf Showmanship
Ibai (pronounced “EE‑bye”) is tucked away in a lofty former warehouse, with a roaring oak grill at its centre and dark gothic wood interiors that evoke tactile luxury without pomp. The name means “river” in Basque, and the menu embraces surf and turf: grilled Galician‑blond rib‑eye on the bone, carabinero (red prawn) tartare, and the iconic Croque Ibai—a Basque‑buttery riff on American steak‑sandwich tradition.

IBAI
The Steak
Order the rib‑eye on the bone—£130 / kg, about £95–£110 per steak. Aim for medium‑rare; the cooking takes around 45 minutes using a three‑stage charcoal grill and resting cage method, making arrival almost theatrical. When it arrives, it’s perfectly charred outside, gleaming pink within, with rich marbling, buttery sweetness, and a savory tang from ox fat that refuses to dry out.

IBAI steak
A companion note of anchovy‑herb salsa or Ossau‑Iraty/black‑pepper sauce is transformative. Those seeking contrast should try the silky sweetcorn‑and‑black‑truffle chowder or the croque‑Ibai, which balances smoke, salt, and cheese in a dish that channels both lunch and nostalgia. Despite its price, diners leave enchanted by why Basque simplicity still ranks among London’s best meat experiences.

Famous Croque Ibai
Ibai excels in dishes like carabinero tartare, plump prawns tossed lightly in citrus and olive oil, and the Croque Ibai, which MyLondon called “the cleverest sandwich London’s ever seen”. Desserts like hazelnut pain perdu and gateau Basque add polish. Price hovers £60–90pp excluding steak. Expect dozens of city‑professionals drawn to its communal table and roaring intimacy.
Beast: Seafood & Steaks With a Five-Star Afterburn
Just steps away, Beast has cornered the glamorous niche of steak‑and‑crab: each plate starts with a limp yet indulgent nod to seafood (think king‑crab legs, tuna tartare, scallops cushion) before the ribeye arrives to claim centre stage.
Despite its opulent styling, they’re known for candle‑lit deep booth graffiti‑wall interiors and cultishly low lighting. A rib‑eye from Beast doesn’t disappoint. According to reviews, the USDA rib‑eye is “insane… all dishes tasty, staff friendly and professional”. The typical “land and sea” formula is elevated with dramatic flair.

Beast restaurant
The Steak
The ribeye on the bone matches Ibai’s in size (~800g–1kg) and price (£125–£150 per steak), but Beast’s execution leans towards sleek hospitality and quick delivery, with the char and fat rendering well, though lacking the layered ageing textures of the Galician Blond cut. Its seasoning is classically pepper‑and‑sea salt, paired alongside buttery king‑crab claws and a red‑prawn or scallop carpaccio—creamy, umami‑rich, and balanced with citrus yuzu.

The steak at Beast
Norwegian king crab, wagyu tataki, and truffled sides like charred cabbage and wild mushroom succotash. Prices £120+pp including shared appetizers; steaks tumble straight off tableside warming trays. The staff embody poise pulled through heritage styling—an old‑school steak‑and‑lobster vibe updated for Instagram.

King Crab at Beast

Ribeye Steak at Beast
Face-off
Element | Ribeye at IBAI | Ribeye at Beast |
|---|---|---|
Cooking Style | Slow-grilled over oak | Quick sear over an open grill |
Flavour and Marbling | High marbling ensures buttery-sweet richness and deep umami | Clean beefiness with pronounced char profile, simpler in flavour. |
Tenderness | Supple with a subtle chew | Firm-tearing bites with pronounced grain |
Seasoning | Dark, crisp crust from fire-grilling, seasoning is minimal - natural flavours shine. | Bright sear and smoky salting, occasionally brushed with butter. |
Price | £95 - £130 per steak | £125 - £150 per steak |
The Verdict
If you want dramatic beefcraft and fire‑charged theatre, IBAI reigns.
Want a show of surface gloss, seafood expansion, and steakhouses bougie‑bird energy? Beast delivers.
In a straight up steak comparison, Ibai’s Galician Blond ribeye edges Beast’s American‑style cut for depth—but Beast wins for elegance, pace, and pairing slick surf with turf.
Blenheim Palace Salon Prive: Classic Cars, Couture & Competition
From 27 to 31 August 2025, one of Britain’s most glamorous garden parties returns to Blenheim Palace, as Salon Privé transforms the South Lawn into a concours of prestige automobiles, designer fashion, and luxury hospitality.

Salon Privé describes itself as “the UK’s most stylish automotive event,” and this year takes another leap with glass‑walled pavilions housing rare classic cars by brands like Rolls‑Royce and Bugatti. Supercar Saturday (30 August) highlights the Salon’s Club Trophy display for private collector clubs, while Ladies’ Day by Boodles (29 August) brings head‑piece competitions, Boodles jewellery presentations, and fashion parades.

A blend of high tension and high tea, the event sells entry tickets from £55, with VIP dining options, sun‑dappled Champagne terraces, Bentley‑hospitality lounges, and previews of Avant‑Garde concept cars. From early Concours de Vente on director‑only Friday to auction previews of investment classics on Sunday, it’s a culture‑meets‑horsepower soirée.

Suites and lounges brim with luxury exhibitors: yachts, fine jewellery, rare cognacs, and even sculptural art installations. The food offering ranges from gourmet chicken pie or croque‑bœuf in Tudor marquee teas to Michelin‑level tasting menus in collaboration with famed chefs. Cadillacs line the glades, Maybachs sit beside baroque flower beds—and the palace itself glows in gilded sunset.

For lovers of heritage and horticulture, exhibitions also spotlight historic motoring companies. Expect to see owners proudly revving V12 engines, guests in Savile‐Row‑tailored jackets, and collectors sharing stories of Pendine Sands speed records across polished bonnets.

This will not merely be a car show—it’s an exercise in living elegance, curated for the kind of person who calls themselves "automotive aesthetes". If you’re drawn to pre‑war classics as much as pre‑Raphaelite gardens, or want to spend an August evening drinking Champagne under Georgian ceilings, Salon Privé is a marquee cultural moment of this summer.
Read more here: https://www.salonpriveconcours.com
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5 Minute Challenge: The Arnolfini Portrait by Jan van Eyck
If you only look at one painting for five uninterrupted minutes this week, let it be Jan van Eyck’s The Arnolfini Portrait(c. 1434). Before reading any commentary, examine it quietly—and ask yourself:
Who are these figures, and what is their relationship—to each other and to you, the viewer?
What items have they placed in the room, and why?
How does the light, texture, and small detail (dog, oranges, mirror) make you feel?
Now read on for revelations hidden in plain sight…

Jan van Eyck’s The Arnolfini Portrait(c. 1434)
The convex mirror on the back wall reflects not only the couple, but also two additional figures—believed to be van Eyck himself and a witness—suggesting this is more legal contract than interior scene.

The Mirror in the painting
Look closely: the mirror’s ten roundels depict the Passion of Christ. Intriguingly, scenes of Christ’s life align near the husband’s side, while the two scenes of death and resurrection lie above the wife—implying a spiritual reference to mortality.

The lit candle on the left
The small dog at the couple’s feet is a traditional symbol of fidelity, and most possibly a funerary reference if Costanza, Giovanni’s wife, died in childbirth.
Above Costanza’s head, the lit candle contrasts with an extinguished flame above Giovanni’s head—a detail believed to signify mortal presence and death symbolism.

St Margaret
The wooden chair carving behind her depicts St Margaret, patron saint of childbirth; technical analysis shows van Eyck added it after beginning the painting—perhaps an impromptu elegy on mortality.
This is more than a portrait—it’s a funerary portrait, a marriage contract, and a mercantile power transfer all in one. Once you see the painting’s subtle codes, it transforms from domestic interior into layered ceremony.
So next time you walk beneath the crowded frame at the National Gallery, give it five more minutes. It quietly rearranges how you think about image, subjectivity, and devotion.
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Travel spotlight: 3 Under the Radar tips for Bilbao, Spain
Eat
Wander Casco Viejo (Old Town) and hop pintxos bars at Plaza Nueva—try bacalao a la vizcaína, local chorizo, and fresh croquette bites while sipping txakoli white wine.

Guggenheim Museum
Guggenheim Museum
Admire Frank Gehry’s Guggenheim—its titanium curves are as photo-genic as its Koons’ Puppy and Bourgeois’ Maman sculptures out front.

Getxo
Getxo
For sweeping views, hop the Artxanda funicular or cross the UNESCO‑listed Vizcaya transporter bridge to Getxo for seaside colours and pintxo halls.
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